Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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