wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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No subtext here. People are naked.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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