i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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