Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize