I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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