Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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