Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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