I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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