Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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