another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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