I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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