Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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