Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now

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(404): View more from Georgia

Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.

(706): View more from Georgia

Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.

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(503): View more from Oregon

How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?

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(913): View more from Kansas

You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #

(816): View more from Missouri

ah tequila...

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(707): View more from California

why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.

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(309): View more from Illinois

stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.

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