is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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