We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
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I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Your penis caused this!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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