butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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