im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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