well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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