i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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