all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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