cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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