I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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