So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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