Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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