Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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