I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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