i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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