I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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