: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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