She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
you made out with another girl for some wings
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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