K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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