Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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