i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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