She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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