it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.