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just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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