Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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