That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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