He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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