why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My breasts were aching with rage.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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