Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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