her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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