i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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