So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I wish i was in the wii world.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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