so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You're like the curious george of whores
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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