The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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