The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
I just want to make out with him forever
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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