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(847): View more from Illinois

hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work

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(317): View more from Indiana

you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.

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(631): View more from New York

You only like me because I'm a challenge

(201): View more from New Jersey

You already blew me

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!

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(404): View more from Georgia

Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.

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(253): View more from Washington

I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

Isnt is self explanatory?

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