This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that