For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.