Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?