Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.