They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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