so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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