what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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