If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
