Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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